The contents of my bag this morning:
1 x beloved LV wallet.
1 x bandage kit for my tattoo removal that I had an appointment for yesterday (note to 17 year old self: one day you will wear expensive shoes - don’t do it.)
1 x eye pencil 4 x blushers. No other make-up. Useful.
1 x Lanolips 101 ointment. Essential.
1 x ACP security pass showing me 7 years ago with a fugly fringe.
1 x mini post-it notes. For post-it emergencies (common).
4 x e-tag fines. Because my e-tag hasn’t been working for 2 months and I’m much too busy to make that five minute phone call.
2 x birthday candles. You never know.
1 x kids’ sized 3D glasses. As above.
5 x toy dinosaurs. In case I get bored in the city traffic.
1 x jacket of some missing Star Wars character. In case the dinosaurs get cold.
2 x packs of Nurofen Zavance. For breakfast.
1 x ancient packet of Extra from when I was
failing on the Dukan Diet.
1 x Max Brenner free hot choccie voucher that I’ve forgotten about each of the three times I’ve been there since I put it in my bag.
0 x cash.
That’s normal, right? Now spill: what’s in your bag RIGHT NOW?